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A VERY GOOD DOG. A VERY DIFFERENT RETIREMENT PLAN.
MARTY
CAN’T WAIT.
Good boy. Big plans.

THE SHORT VERSION

Privacy

Last updated October 1, 2026

This site is run by Marty’s human: one person with a dog, doing this for fun. We keep this short because there isn’t much to tell.

What we collect, and why

We collect the information we need to give you a good experience and to deliver what we promised, such as your email address and the details of your membership.

Who handles it

We use third-party processors to run the site, take payments and send email. They handle your information only to provide those services to us. We don’t sell your information.

What is public

If you ask for a name on the crew list, that name is shown on the site once it has been approved. Nothing else about you is.

Your choices

You can stop our emails with the link in any of them. To change or remove your name, or to ask what we hold about you or have it deleted, write to marty@martycantwait.com.

Changes

If this policy changes, we’ll change the date at the top of this page.

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